![]() ![]() Would that make the pop tart brand a ravioli, if one of their objections is that pop tarts aren’t savoury, but ravioli are? **I love when official brand accounts are salty. In case you’re wondering, according to the cube rule, the pop tart and ravioli are both calzone, when CLEARLY in terms of size, they are closer to panzerotti. Not to mention culinary considerations? Going by cube rule perspective, puff pastry would be the same as the laminated dough you’d use for a croissant, EVEN THOUGH THE CROISSANT OBVIOUSLY HAS YEAST IN THE DOUGH WHICH THE PUFF PASTRY LACKS. *A complete and utter blasphemy against cultural and linguistic history and tradition. Now without further ado, in celebration of Pi(e) Day, let’s get into whether a pizza is a pie, shall we? Twitter account has had many a field day with this**.)Īre you prepared to find out who your true family and friends are? I apologize in advance if this post loses us any readers, and if you realize that your loved ones weren’t who you thought they were. What’s the difference between a pie, a tart, a crumble, a galette, and a pizza (but which type of pizza are we talking about? Do things change if we talk about deep dish pizzas? How far can we stretch the term “ pizza“?), and what’s the deal with pizza pies? What about pizza pops, which kind of really vaguely resemble pop tarts, if only because they both share a pop (though they both have doughy exteriors encompassing a filling), and are pop tarts even tarts? Actually scratch that, pizza pops would probably more accurately be filed under panzerroti… or would they be empanadas? But perhaps even more befuddlingly, down the rabbit hole of is a hot dog a sandwich and the day that still makes me shake my head with disappointment at what the world has come to when a coworker sent me the cube rule*: is a pop tart actually a ravioli? (As you can imagine, the official Pop-Tarts U.S.
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